英文简历中不应该出现的

　　'Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.'

　　'Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting.' (Translation: Short-order cook.)

　　'But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature.'

　　'I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.'

　　'My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular.'

　　'Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence series.'

　　'Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.'

　　'Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks.'

　　'Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience.'

    致命的大错

　　'Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.'

　　'Qualifications: No education or experience.'

　　'I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.'

　　'My compensation should be at least equal to my age.'

　　'Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.'

　　'Fired because I fought for lower pay.'

　　'Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65' .

　　'Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.'

　　'Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.'

　　'Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. 　　　　　

    I prefer to elaborate privately.'

　　打字错误与语法错误

　　'Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.'

　　'Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.'

　　'I am a rabid typist.'

　　'Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.'

　　'After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to
pursue a new line of work.'

　　'Accounting cleric.'

　　'As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments.'

　　'Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments.'

　　'Suspected to graduate early next year.'

　　'Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.'

　　'Proven ability to track down and correct erors.'

　　'Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.'

　　'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'

　　'Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.'

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